Come mid-October, rotating storefronts all over New York start selling the same plastic-wrapped sets of plastic wigs, plastic masks, and plastic ultra-short dresses. It’s like the one day a year where girls are allowed to be publicly slutty.
The most interesting part is that Halloween used to be the high holidays of queers. Because you could be out in drag in public, but still invisible, because everyone was in costume.
Now there are sexy bees, sexy pirates, sexy inmates, sexy Dorothy’s, sexy Little Red Riding Hoods and even sexy Willy Wonkas and sexy ghostbusters. It’s masterful!
I’m not going to discuss my outfit (usually rather funny than sexy) so let’s review the best in kids costumes!
BEST BABY HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Every baby looks cute but I could just eat this one
THE EASIEST ONE
Make-up and a wig, that’s all you need!
NOT WITHOUT MY DOG
Because the dog complements the kid’s Halloween outfit.
BEST TODDLER HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Whoever came up with this idea is a genius
BEST ADULTS ADAPTION
The Clockwork Orange Halloween costume is a true classic for adults (been there, done that) and even so much funnier for kids.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Say no more. The most endearing and original one.